My day was worse than your's

Here is how my day has gone so far:

1. I go to work
2. My sister takes my boyfriend to the airport
3. My boyfriend calls me to say he has my keys - meaning my sister is locked out of my apartment.
4. I tell him to wait outside for my sister.
   
5. My sister cell phone rings in my apartment
   
6. My boyfriend's flight leaves
7. My boyfriend reschedules his flight
   
8. My sister calls my mom using a streetwalker's cell phone
9. My mom tells my sister that my boyfriend is going to go to my house, refuses to give my sister his number
10. My mom calls my boyfriend to tell him that Lauren is coming to get him
11. I call my mom, she yells at me
12. My sister attempts to break into my 1/2 of the apartment
    
13. My sister breaks into my neighbor's 1/2 of the apartment
14. After an hour, my boyfriend calls - my sister is no where to be found - I tell him to go to the other area of the airport
15. I go to eat lunch
16. I call my mom back, realize she's told different things to different people
    
17. I call my boyfriend, he threatens to get on the plane with the keys
18. I tell my boss I'm going to have to leave to go to the airport
19. My sister arrives at the work cafeteria, explains what she did
20. I give my sister my cell phone
21. My sister picks up my boyfriend
22. I eat a cookie