John McCain is so old

Normally, I wouldn't just call him old, but this stood out to me in the pool report:

McCain and Cindy swung by one store and bought four T-shirts, two black and two burnt orange which he grabbed hastily. He paid for them with cash from what appeared to be a black Velcro wallet and asked how business was doing.

I can barely understand the whole no computer thing, but a Velcro wallet????