I'm glad to see our President

Is keeping himself busy with current events:

Phelps swam 1.41 seconds faster than his world-record time at the United States Olympic trials in July. His face widened in surprise when he saw his time on the large videoboard. He glanced at the stands, where President Bush was vigorously waving an American flag, and gave him a nod.

Times like this

I wish we had some moral authority to prevent Russia from invading a random country.